I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
(Source: garlicweenie, via punkmonksteven)
"LOOK AT THE DOG"
— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via seedy)
(Source: spockular, via celener)
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on