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all-that-sheeran:

imeginedragons:

videohall:

These videos blow my mind every time

idk what  i just watched

THIS IS TRIPPY AS FUCK

(via starwaii)

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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie, via punkmonksteven)

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departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

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"LOOK AT THE DOG"

— me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via seedy)

(Source: spockular, via celener)

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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

(via i-dreamt-a-dream-tonight)

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mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes, via punkmonksteven)

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neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

(via punkmonksteven)

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  • Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"
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Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppies to hard core sex

(via encunted)